★ tree profile: Yew Tree ★

level req:60
xp/chop:175
rating:5/5
mommysfavrte's tolerance:
YEW TREE
"the gothic phase that pays for itself"
★★★★★the review:
YEWS. YES. these trees are funding my real-life rent. the logs are worth actual gp, they're beautiful and twisted like my ex, they grow in graveyards (relatable), and getting 60 woodcutting is the first time runescape ever respected you. the edgeville yews are camped 24/7 by people in full guthans who haven't moved their mouse since 2009. join them. become one with the yew. i did. i'm typing this from inside a yew.
PROS ✓
- actual gp/hr
- the aesthetic. THE AESTHETIC.
- yew longbows slap
- edgeville bank = god bless
CONS ✗
- bots. so many bots.
- you will develop a personality around this tree
comments (3)
runescape_andy_99: "this review changed me"
xX_treehugger_Xx: "ur banned from my clan chat"
a bot, probably: "Buy gold www.totally-not-a-scam.ru"