★ tree profile: Oak Tree ★
level req:15
xp/chop:37.5
rating:2/5
mommysfavrte's tolerance:
OAK TREE
"the suburban dad of the woodcutting world"
★★☆☆☆the review:
oh look it's oak. the tree your guildmate told you was 'totally worth it bro' in 2007. spoiler: it isnt. you stand there pressing nothing while your character methodically dismantles a tree shaped vaguely like a bowling pin. the acorns drop sometimes which is the only emotionally compelling moment in the entire activity. i charted my heart rate. it was 34 bpm. they thought i was dead.
PROS ✓
- respawn timer is reasonable
- draynor village vibes are immaculate
- you can chop while watching paint dry AND learn something
CONS ✗
- xp rate is a war crime
- logs still kinda useless
- the tree has a face now???
comments (3)
runescape_andy_99: "this review changed me"
xX_treehugger_Xx: "ur banned from my clan chat"
a bot, probably: "Buy gold www.totally-not-a-scam.ru"