★ mommysfavrte's blurbs ★

WELCOME 2 MY TREE SHRINE

hey hi hello it's me mommysfavrte, ur favorite cynical lvl 3 skiller. i have been chopping trees in this stupid game for SEVENTEEN years and i have OPINIONS. this page is a comprehensive review of every tree in runescape rated on a strictly scientific scale of "how much it ruined my life." click a tree below 2 read my very honest very mean reviews. don't @ me. ★

⚠ warning: contains traces of comic sans, autoplaying music, and trauma

click a tree 4 the review ↓

Regular Tree

lvl 1

★☆☆☆☆

the entry-level grindcore experience

Oak Tree

lvl 15

★★☆☆☆

the suburban dad of the woodcutting world

Willow Tree

lvl 30

★★★★☆

she's crying. so are you.

Maple Tree

lvl 45

★★★☆☆

seers village's only personality trait

Yew Tree

lvl 60

★★★★★

the gothic phase that pays for itself

Magic Tree

lvl 75

★★★☆☆

purple. sparkly. mid.

Redwood Tree

lvl 90

★★★★☆

it's just a big tree. that's the whole bit.

★ guestbook ★ (read only sry)

xXdarkwizard420Xx wrote:

"y r u so mean to oak trees. oak trees r my whole personality. unfollowing"

zezima wrote:

"hi"

my_mom wrote:

"sweetie please come downstairs the lasagna is getting cold"

WCKING420 wrote:

"stop world hopping into MY magic tree spot challenge (impossible)"